Liberals have this logic concerning guns:

  • Murderers use guns to kill people, therefore we must control or ban guns.

Also,

  • Sometimes oil drilling results in oil spills, therefore we must abolish oil drilling.

Applying this logic, we come to the following conclusions:

  • Murderers also use knives, blunt instruments and plastic bags to kill people, therefore we must control or ban anything that could be used to kill someone.
  • Some people drive drunk, therefore law-abiding citizens must give up their cars.
  • Planes crash, therefore we must cease air travel immediately and use bicycles.
  • People use cutlery to eat, which causes obesity, therefore we must ban cutlery.
  • Politicians write bad laws, therefore we must immediately dissolve Congress.